Updated: February
2007
Following is a compilation of Quotes &
eXpressions that I like.
By the By
Hey what the hey
Sure so hope so
danka wanka
hellow fellow
a dire desire
samaritan smartass
blarg!
Blargar
Baraga
Bleh
Bloody Baraga
be3 be3
woot woot
Xiao!
Little squirt
Laté Ladee
Damn yee ladee!
Digitalize
Holy Shiatsy!
Incredible Credibility
Ogay
Funneeeh
Sooo Kooo!
No shit sherlok
Nicey
Moooo?
Shineh?
Shineh?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway
Thaaaaaankya2!
Quite quiet
C-Mail (Cell Mail) -Mow Row
Y-Mail (YahooMail) -Mow Row
Regot (got back) -Mow Row
WeeheeH! -Mow Row
Chub lak Chalb (Iraqy: shutup you dog)
Vile Devil -Mow Row
Thou shall shattup! -Mow Row
Doomsday Device
Kompletely Kills me -Mow Row
Cunuk
Kanakian
Koinkidenkeh
Unconquerable creativity -Mow Row
DaaWooD -Mow Row
Femme Fatal
KeWeL -Mow Row
Hotty and a half
Hot hotty -Mow Row
Sweety smoochy coochy moochy -Mow Row
Honey Bunny Fuddy Duddy Buddy ~Mow Row (-Sting)
hun bun –Mow Row
dun bun -Mow Row
High like a nigga pie ~SaM
Dangerously high slow level -Mow Row
I laaaike
Crappaccino
Cut-edge teknology
mon (Jamaican: man) ~SaM
jalahhlahh ~Jacob Sukkar
Capeesh Cappacino? ~Yamin
Wang
SoopaaFlaa
SaaWeeT
Mashy ba6a6a
Mashy mashed ba6a6a
Take a rage dump man ~Futurama
Take a chill pill Will ~-Me (Sonic The Hedgehog)
Whatever floats your boat ~Futurama
Mano O Mano
Big time stuff
Triky Dicky
Shite
Sheet
Kunt
Murky mist
Razzmatazz
Slow that brain train down
YeppiggY
Rawks
RoX
Basé
Azif
What the hekup -Mow Row
Nonchalant ~Futurama
For shame ~Simpsons
ThanX a bunch bitch! -Mow Row
Fun-damn-mental -Mow Row
Daaayum! ~RaymaR
yow! -Mow Row
Sleaze
Dank you! -Mow Row
Zank you! -Mow Row
Sea ya! ~Hemlock
Hol Hed -Mow Row
Dayyang -Mow Row
Rig ~Hemlock
The Lag Monster
When hell starts to freeze
When cows start to fly
Qoax
Ulterior motive
Vilify
Selfish self -Mow Row
Pooper scooper
Hooplaaa!
Stop, reset ~Devil’s Advocate
Yoz Loz ~Mow Row
Bunghole –Beavis & Butthead
Diaria ~Mow Row
a I c -Mow Row
GiG ~Hemlock
Gr8topia -Mow Row
Sheeshin shite -Mow Row
Shebang
Lalaby
With Malice a forethought ~Devil’s Advocate
Take a big whiff ~Devil’s Advocate
All-natural opiate ~Devil’s Advocate
Private cosmic gag reel ~Devil’s Advocate
On tap ~Devil’s Advocate
Dojo ~Hemlock
Street gang wang bang bull -Mow Row
Strikes a chord
An enigma of a mystery ~Stephie
Dango -Mow Row
Ditch to hell
Instrument of sentiment
Weeee for meeee! -Mow Row
Woopdidooo!
YippYaaYeY !
Wind breaker
Ack!
Wacko
Squat
Zilch
Yanked the piss out of me
Shindig
Gah!
Shag off
Krapp
eXtremely eXcellent
Dick-flop
Jerkin the gherkin
Karabaraga
ASS (Always Stay Sweet)
Dyke
Pink Punk
Thank thee
Peachy
Hey every bun!
It’s the beeest!
EeeeeeXcellent
Me goz ala joz
Halloz billoz
Soul patch
Oooch!
Unbelievableh
Imboseeebleh
Broblem
DanX -Mow Row
Ryton -Mow Row
YaHa -Mow Row
i-net
Ass Attack -Mow Row
Sod
Chink
N’Stink
Yeeeep -Mow Row
Nooop -Mow Row
Well well well welcome! -Mow Row
Moo mood -Mow Row
Neet indeed! -Mow Row
White nigga -Mow Row
Bloody sweet! -Mow Row
No pro bro ~
L8r
M8
OyeBoy!
Yowhow! -Mow Row
WoW YoW! -Mow Row
oYe! -Mow Row
Lazy azz -Mow Row
aHaHa -Mow Row
oYa! -Mow Row
Stab of sadness -Mow Row
Hang on to your pantyhose -Mow Row
uHuH -Mow Row
OyeZ -Mow Row
Achtung
Creampuff
HeeH HeeeH HeeeeeH -Mow Row
heHeh -Mow Row
HeEeH -Mow Row
HaAaH -Mow Row
Dinkum
Bane
Alk
eXaKtually -Mow Row
CongoratoZ -Mow Row
Tek Ker -Mow Row
Tiff -Mow Row
1001 –Mow Row
lOl -Mow Row
laban ma3eez (Labanese) ‘laban ma’essz’
filsen 6eez (Filisteeny) ‘filsenteezee’
Whee! ~Doll
Luser ~Jamie
Deathmarch
Kool koinkidenkeh eh!
Bamboozle
Sea ya hallalooja! -Mow Row
Okee Dokee Doo
oKee thanK yee! –Mow Row [RHYME]
SpanKadeliK! -Mow Row
WeeHee! -Mow Row
DumDuk -Mow Row
KwaKwaK (Quack Quack ==> Wack Wack) -Mow Row
Okay Ojay
Kay Jay -Mow Row
Yar! -Mow Row
Rah! ~Pitwood
GROWR! ~Mow Row
rawr! ~Doll
WeeeheeeeH -Mow Row
loOl -Mow Row
lollol -Mow Row
loOol –Mow Row
Off and away! ~Bra
Okee dokee artichoki ~Doll
Flong
Worky dorky -Mow Row
WaKoW -Mow Row
WeerdoW -Mow Row
Insensitively sensitive -Mow Row
YeeperooZeeZ -Mow Row
Smell ya later
Hillakillarious -Mow Row
Homme
Mano
Pinch of Patience -Mow Row
Meeza ~aBe
Muchos ~aBe
Oopth ~AmmaR
Oobus -Mow Row
In a while crocodile
Sleep tight tonight aight! -Mow Row
I eYe -Mow Row
9"achoo9"chy (Iraqy)
Sea ya fella -Mow Row
Eschewing
As well as all -Mow Row
Bahi Bahi -Mow Row
Take it ez sleezy ~” Will and Grace “
Dandy idea
SeeYee -Mow Row
JeeZee ~Manda
HeeeeheeeeHily -Mow Row
BrrrrrrrrrB –Mow Row
Yippity do da dey ~Doll
Unboring ~Ikea
Blasted machinery ~Galahad
Bugger me
Sp Lit ~Doll [context: band name]
Versa Vica ~The Moe and Darin show
Heyow –Mow Row
Yowz –Mow Row
Gawza !
Mother Boarder !
Moolah ~AmmaR
lolOlol -Mow Row
loHol -Mow Row
waTeVvVeR ! –Mow Row
line of linx –Mow Row [context: online]
w0aH –Mow Row (assistance by Glen)
WaWzA ~Mow Row
Just eating nutz (nuttin) –Mow Row
I do fo sho’ ~Gabby
Is that not right.. not? –Mow Row
Who would a thunk it? ~CNET Radio
Wuzza!? ~Shorrty
Don’t reserve judgement ~Doug
Humble Abode ~aBe
Later masterbater ~Carrie
Sinister stranger –Mow Row
Myar –Mow Row
Konfuzzled ~LuKe
eVil sourcer –Mow Row
Backness ~LuKe
Road-kill ~SNL
Bed-wetter ~SNL
Youngun ~Alley
Yappaneezy –Mow Row
Jag ~SNL
Bastardly Sea Turtle ~Doll
Beating to it ~Heero [context: sexual]
nutter ~Enid007
yaHar -Mow Row
YaHarHar –Mow Row
Stop, reset ~Devil’s Advocate
HaVuN -Mow Row
GinMill ~Undergrads
Crack monkey ~CarrIe
n8 n8 8] –Mow Row
Swag
Put a cap in yo ass! ~Daren & Mo
FishFace ~MeReL
ill will ~Undergrads
Candy-ass ~TheRock
Flop ~Quads
MoooooHaaaHaaaHaaaa ! –Mow Row
diry love-rats –Mow Row
pity party
temper tantrum
reeleeeeleeeeleeee ! –Mow Row
really reall REALLY ! ~Chad Tacket [company: GHF]
Hella Hot ! ~LuKe
marmalade whore ! ~Karissa
Uselessly helpful –Mow Row
BaaHaaaHaaaa! –Mow Row
No-liVez –Mow Row
mon dieu
vader hater ~Hoag
yumzlez ~Sazzle
screw screwin ~Mow Row (Pitwood)
dang bang -Mow Row
Ghetto fab lamer ~Wiggy
My better half ~Day
smoochie woochie –Mow Row
Crotch Rot ~MAD TV
Hellalame ~Wiggy
ettention –Mow Row
Suck My Goat ~EC trivia
Horeeebleh! –Mow Row
Gablar! –Mow Row
lol yow –Mow Row
I’m done and gone –Mow Row
DoNeD –Mow Row
Shag ya later ~JaNa
BreKin Da Fast -Mow Row
Bloody Blah –Mow Row
Sweet-one –Mow Row
Okight –Mow Row
Compooper ~Heero [computer]
Poop-Talk –Mow Row
pizaz ~CTV
WeeHeeH ! –Mow Row
murrar! ~Savagerage
yarar ! ~Mow Row
Dablarg! -Mow Row
Blargar –Mow Row
eXcuZaY? –Mow Row
tit-head ~peevish.com
Are you hamorrages flaring up again? ~Yam
Whiz-Whoabulous ~SNL
Oompa loompa doopity screwed ~SNL
long green ~SNL
wack of flavor
kraptastik –Mow Row
mooheeeheeee –Mow Row
infernal spawn of satan ~Savagerage
shittles ~Savagerage
muff-magnet ~MADtv
overthink ~MalcomInTheMiddle
Chill a lil !
Jeez weez !
wordem up ~MADtv
stomp on insubordination ~MADtv
fruitcake ~wiggy [eccentric]
putz ~Undergrads
civilized animalz –Mow Row
His door swings both ways if you know what I mean ~TheBOC
Jigga what?! ~Mario
yeh and hey ! –Mow Row
aye guy –Mow Row
miss me ~Jewlz [context: came right back]
Well hell ~Jack
Indeedee ~Mow Row
Negative
rabble-rouser
whipped up a whirlwind
the soldier starts to salute ~Brat Pitt [context: sexual]
Off to batter my books! ~Mow Row [synonym: hit my books]
Camel down –Me [calm down]
oh-inspiring ~Me [type: corny]
wah kool ! ~SouthPark(Cartman)
Bugger ~xithor
onLan –Mow Row
Sea of flame ~Josephus
Ocean of blood ~Josephus
Terrorist horde ~Josephus
L9er ~Pveq
sKew yew –Mow Row
*burps out a melody* -Mow Row
wee little laddy ~LeisureSweetLarry7
GLAR! –Mow Row
Unemployee –Mow Row
Horreebleh –Mow Row
ze zero –Mow Row
cutestreme (extremely cute) -
noob (newbie)
pissy pants (coward)~Jewlz
oweee (ouch)~
sKew yew (screw you) –Mow Row
Onwards & Upwards ~Sienfeld
Huggle (Hug + Snuggle/Cuddle)
Fatigue streak –Mow Row
dodo ~Mow Row
*hugglez bakklez* ~Mow Row
dirty cock mongrel ~Savagerage
hella hard ~Mow Row
zipit ziplock –Mow Row
weeeh haaah ! ~Mow Row (-SatanicScrorpion)
haul off –Savagerage
If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen ~Bra
twerp ~That 70’s Show
Bya! –Mow Row
dilly (extraordinary) ~Mow Row
duly noted (appropriately noted) ~SNL
crapeteria
evil incarnate ~Quads
what you say… lunch? ~SNL (Christopher Walkins)
hoochie
l8r vader –Mow Row
VaTeVaR! –Mow Row
righteous! [context: celebratory] ~Lexx
my pants got tired [context: sexual] ~SNL
wat dat dealio! [type: ebonic] ~SNL
biznitch [bitch] ~SNL
I’m gonna ice you mothers! ~SNL
I feel you [usage: deceptive] ~SNL
booty (butt/vagina/sex) ~SNL
bling (jewlery] [
nipplehead (idiot) ~Blade2
acid [concept: praise] ~Chrisant
waaaaasobe! ~Sobe
litereally –Mow Row
OK padre –Mow Row
Righto commando –Mow Row
Veeee! (Weee) [German accent] –Mow Row
dilly ~Mow Row
BagaHo ~Mow Row(SNL)
Oh snap! ~SNL
jibber-jabber (gibbrish) ~SNL
egad! [interjection] ~SNL
laurph my arse orf !
bites ass ~WildFire
balargo -Mow Row
have a great nightish thinger ~Chrisant
sneezle: i-net version sneeze ~Chrisant
what’s crapennin? ~Joe Dirt
confoozled doodle –Mow Row
hizzee: house ~MAD TV
kook: eccentric person ~MADTV
tomfoolery: nonsense ~Pitty
My virgin eyes! [shock] ~Techlive (TechTV)
file your floppy [dirty] –Mow Row
HellaHillarious [very hillarious] ~Mow Row
sweetee tweetee [flirt] –Mow Row
tyt (Take Your Time) ~Yam
Mow Rowrar! –Mow Row
Myaar! –Mow Row
Groove Thang
Cutsey
Narg! [interjection] (Arg + No) –Mow Row
dipstick (foolish / despicable)
zablargo [interjection] (Blarg: German + Italian) –Mow Row
nitey nito –Mow Row
leeching off my estate (exhausing my possessions) ~Pitty
‘tude (attitude) ~SNL
onesome (masterbation) ~StarTV
butt of jokes (object of ridicule) ~HU1850
86 (discard) ~Steven King
flipped him the bird (showed him the finger) ~Steven King
no one’s the wiser (nobody else knows) ~3rd Rock From the Sun
what’s poppin? ~Charlo
hazza! [excitement] ~UnderGrads
stop the bushit (stop the Bush shit) ~Wais
eye for an eye (revenge) ~Gandhi
byezerz (bye) ~Kaly
my little head thinks for the big one ~SNL
fellatio (oral arousal of the penis) ~Dictionary.com
negotiation not annihilation ~Wais
chow line (line waiting for food) ~CTV
balazargo! (insane+Italian reversion of balargo) –Mow Row
wigga (white American-African) ~LuKe
ritz (elegant display) ~Taco
take a whiz (urinate) ~Daft Planet
hands-down (without much effort) ~Extended Play
what the crap! [shock] ~Extended Play
beyond the bounds
jizz (sperm) [
poklesting (molesting by poking) -
gas-guzzling (greedily gas-consuming) ~Kaly
get a chubby (penile arousal) ~MADtv
lo [surprise] ~Bible
hah-hah, hah-hah [corny laughter] -Mow Row
mi casa es tu casa [Spanish] (my house is your house) ~Dice
I’m so hungry I could eat my feet! ~Chrisant
Mmmmmmmmoooove (cow-format) -Mow Row
boo-yaa (incredibly cool / in your face) ~Nana
woopdidoo! ~CallForHelp (Cat)
need a favor por favor ~Abe
farkin ~CarrIe
dire straits ~desperate distress
desperate distress -Mow Row
niglets (niggers) ~Luke
wanksta (wanking gangster) ~Luke
huzzawha!? (what?) ~Chrisant
Good riddance ~Captus Inc.
This sux gravel ~Kel
Klutz ~ Shish
Dolt ~ Dic.com
I’m calling the bullshit! ~Final Destination
Quit juggling your balls (stop fooling around / stop wanking) –Mow Row
I weally am bwilliant! –Rev
on a limb (in a difficult situation) ~AntiTrust
off da hizzee (cool) ~BikeyBoys
hear yee (listen) ~BikerBoys
reckon (think) ~radio
push in the bush (have sex) ~Adaptation
helleh (hello) ~Mow Row (ShiSh)
halawa! (hello) -Mow Row
three-ring circus (chaotic environment) ~Conrad
swelleeh! (swell + weeh) -Mow Row
savvy? (understood?) ~Pirates of the Carribean
wears his heart on his sleeve (shows his feelings) ~Match.com
blarkh (blarg) -Mow Row
shit-a-vershata (vice versa) -Mow Row
3give (less than 4give) -Mow Row
head-on headache (big headache) ~AtomFilms.com
lip service (agreement without action) ~Gary Dessler
wisenheimer (disrespectful / rude person) ~Mr.
way weeh! -Mow Row
way waah! -Mow Row
giggle gig -Camilla Erikson
On the contrary, the contrary –Mow Row
I kid you not ~ American Pie
claim to fame ~Stephie
suffice it to say, will blow you away ~Tom Ham
cock-jogling thunder cunt! ~Blade 3
horse humping BITCH! ~Blade 3
^O-o^ -Mow Row
^o-O^ -Mow Row
^o_O^ -Mow Row
^O_o^ -Mow Row
/O-O\ -Mow Row
\O-O/ -Mow Row
\O-o/ -Mow Row
\o-O/ -Mow Row
:< -Mow Row
d:> -Mow Row
q:> -Mow Row
d:< -Mow Row
q:< -Mow Row
q8> -Mow Row
d8> -Mow Row
q8< -Mow Row
d8< -Mow Row
8< -Mow Row
8> -Mow Row
<8> -Mow Row
q8p -Mow Row
qB] -Mow Row
8} ~Bratess
8] -Mow Row
d8] -Mow Row
d8} -Mow Row
d:]> -Mow Row
q8]> -Mow Row
8[=] –Mow Row
<8] –Mow Row
-8] -Mow Row
8\ ~Mow Row
8/ ~Mow Row
\8 ~Mow Row (~Jewlz)
/8 ~Mow Row (~Jewlz)
^O-.^ ~Mow Row
^.-O^
^.^ -Kaly
^.~ ~Kaly
~.^ ~Kaly
Plump ~Doll
Interjection ~SNL
Ream
Mar
Expedite
Grandeur
Sheer
Delve
Jovial ~X-Men Trilogy
Backlog ~Hemlock
Jig ~Hemlock
Hackneyed
Chum ~The Tick
Sadist ~The Devil’s Advocate
Dastardly ~The Late Night show
amiss ~Cory
Cajole
Mooch ~Friends
Stratagem
Regimen
Spry ~HomeImprovement
Abode ~aBe
eXorcise ~KungFu
Niggardly
Piker
Biff
Jibe
Unkempt
Extrinsic
Underwhelm
Braggart ~Xithor
Pinata
Marmalade
Ire ~Bible
Wrath
vis-à-vis
Venous ~GHF
Spiff ~Hoag
nudzh
~dictionary.com
Spectre ~Hoag
Cadre ~Hoag
Lavender ~JaNa
ukulele ~Fidy
cyanide
criminalistics ~Law & Order
fuddy-duddy ~Sting
mutilate ~Savagerage
decapitate ~MADtv
tootsie ~Dictionary.com
monogomy
per se
jar (to shock) ~bra
woe me / woe iz me ~bra
extricate ~Len Karakowsky
frugal ~Len Karakowsky
legion ~Josephus
centurion ~Josephus
inexorable ~Josephus
apex ~Len Karakowsky (AS1000)
oblivious (absentminded) ~xithor
deranged ~dic.com
buzzword (trendy word) ~Len Karakowsky
agile ~AmmaR
vivacious
simpleton ~Pitwood
avatar ~MeReL
inexcusable ~TR4310
perky
scrimp ~SNL
vegan (strict vegetarian) ~MenuPalace.com
abysmal (deep) ~Len Karakowsky
chimera (distorted fancy) ~Dictionary.com
patronage (support)
pandemonium (state of disorder) ~
exodus
(departure) ~Bible
morale (spirit)
~Mow Row
stellar (outstanding) ~X-Play
cringe (draw back) ~X-Play
voyeuristic (character of obsessiveness with observing sexual-acts) ~sup4rman99 (LJ)
callous (unfeeling) ~Carpool
obliterate (wipe out) ~X-Play
hades (hell) ~Bible
condone (disregard offence) ~CloneHigh
abrasive (harsh) ~TR4310
hex (curse) ~Russian Roulette
brigade (military unit / group for specific purpose) ~CTV
hobnob (familiar social intercourse) ~Askmen.com
curvaceous (curvy) ~Askmen.com
ignoramus (ignorant person) ~SNL
synergy (joined force) ~IdeaCity
tenacity (persistent determination) ~Driven
virile (having masculine characterisitcs) ~Sex Shop
perky (cheerful) ~Late Night With Jay Leno
patronage (aid) ~some billing company
a8l8a -Mow Row
yellow jellow -Mow Row
you're sailing for a wailing ~Baby Blues
tizzered (tired & sleepy) ~Kaly
Time to get some Zeez ~Mow Row
guffaw (hearty laughter) ~Rain
dire (desperate)
dreadful (distasteful)
trollop (woman prostitute) ~Satyr
gravel (confuse) ~Kel
tantalize (tease)
rift (break) ~Final Destination
Debacle (total failure) ~American Pie 2
Milieu (environment) ~SCI201: Current Issues in Biology
Floccinaucinihilipilification (judging something to be worthless) ~Beebe & Beebe
Maroon (abandon) ~Pirates of the Carribean
faux pas (socially awkward act)
masochism (sexual satisfaction through receiving pain)
sadism (pleasure from hurting others)
pedagogue (teacher who pays great attention to formal rules)
shant (shall not) ~Mikhail
knavery (act of dishonesty) ~wutsamada.com
myriad
frugal
zing (attack verbally) ~You Got Mail
forlorn (appearing sad especially beause abandoned) ~You've Got Mail
meandering (following a turning course) ~Discover Dubai
Notations:
~ : the author is not or it is unknown if is the creator of the quote
- : the author is surely or is reportedly the creator of the
quote
"Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out
alive."
"Every area of trouble gives out a ray of hope, and the one unchangeable certainty is that nothing is certain or unchangeable!"
-J F Kennedy
"It's not what you drive, it's what drives you"
-Gatorade
"The specifics of academic courses don't matter as much as learning to think and to analyze"
-Bill
Gates
“Thrive through thyself”
-Mow Row
"Success starts with the avoidance of complete failure"
-Mow Row
"To be alive is to survive. To thrive is to truly be alive"
-Mow Row
"You need to stay home more often"
-Mow Row
"There's plenty of fish to catch, you just have to wait and patiently for the right one"
~Mow Row
"Swallow thy pride"
"Perspective is everything"
"Age is but a state O mind"
"To be weird is to glow in the midst of the mold of darkness"
-Mow Row
"Choose to change"
-Mow Row
"I don't do dates"
-Mow Row
"Help them help you"
-Hussain (bloodless brother)
"My primary priority in life is to maintain myself and my secondary is to serve and satisfy my magnanimous Maker and Creator"
-Mow Row
"To harm your health is to oppose God given that health is a critical key to your mission as his agent of humanity"
-Mow Row
"I am a missionary slave of God, God is my cause and his words my guidlines"
-Mow Row
"To worship is to seek guidance and strength to help continue the permanent pledge of golden Godly alliance"
-Mow Row
"God is my agent in heaven and I am His agent on Earth"
-Mow Row
"Reaction is everything"
-Mow Row
"Don't sweat the small stuff .. and it's all small
stuff anyway"
"Don't dwell within"
-Mow Row
"People are very much alike in their differences"
-Mow Row
"Business isn't about sentiment, it's about principal"
-Mow Row
"Life is your own creation and manifestation so you’d better make it a good one or suffer being your very own tortured victim."
-Mow Row
"Life is your own creation and manifestation so you’d better make it a good one or suffer in your own twisted creation."
-Mow Row
"Life is full of mathematiX, if you don’t like it then you don’t like life itself."
-Mow Row.
”What you see is what you believe”
–Mow Row.
”Live long and prosper for yee may someday conquer”
–Mow Row
“The web... is a trap, but a warm one at that”
-Mow Row
“Wide is the gate and broad is the way that leadeth to temptation”
-Devil’s Advocate
“Better serve in heaven than reign in hell.”
~Mow Row
“My love for myself surmounts the love of another being … until the time is right and the light is bright when I am fully ready and in service of society”
-Mow Row
“Never say never.”
“Use it, don’t abuse it”
“I need binoculars, not a shattered pair of glasses!”
-Mow Row
“Is this your concious mind awake or is this your unconcious mind dreaming?”
-Pyrohypnotic
-“One man’s spam is another’s gold mine”
-CNET Radio
“A game is the application of the perfect, peaceful and painless war”
-Mow Row
“I've learned.... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.”
-Andy Rooney
“I've learned.... That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?”
-Andy Rooney
“I've learned.... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.”
–Andy Rooney
“I've learned.... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.”
–Andy Rooney
“I've learned.... That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.”
–Andy Rooney
“I've learned ... That it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is requested and when it is a life threatening situation.”
–Andy Rooney
“Hope is the spiritual drive that keeps us alive”
-Mow Row
“He who breaths does not smoke”
-Mow Row
“Mathematics, always seems to be in the way, but it IS the way!”
-Mow Row
“Health brings about time, but will time bring about health? Only time can tell”
-Mow Row
“With great power, comes great responsibility”
- Marvel Comics (SpiderMan)
“Having no reason to be happy is the best way to be so”
-Mow Row
"The quicker the simpler"
-Mow Row
"Look at life through the windshield, not the rear view mirror"
-David Chalk
“It’s nice to be important but it’s more important to be
nice” ~Cassie
“You must believe in it to summon it”
-Mow Row
“GinMills cause addiction and triple the chances of death”
-Mow Row
“Accept it, face it, nay, embrace it”
-Mow Row
“Life is existence, and existence is health”
-Mow Row
“High heels don’t heal”
-Mow Row
“Settle with the middle”
-Mow Row
“Be happy, for without happiness you have no health, and without health you have no life”
-Mow Row
“It’s our differences which make us all so interesting”
–Mow Row
“Serve
-Mow Row
“It aint the years, it’s the mileage”
~Ed the Sock
“A truly smart bomb would refuse to explode”
-Kaly
“nothing means something”
-Mow Row
“First thing’s first… and apparently last!”
-Mow Row
“You make mistakes to stop making them”
-Mow Row
“The only way to have a friend is to be one”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors”
-African Proverb
“health is wealth”
~Highly Alternative (channel One: MindBodySpirit)
“to be mean, or not to be mean, what is the meaning?”
-Mow Row
“The fleeting sensation of inner well-being which can cause us to think we are happy is the real thing”
–Denise Bombardier (
“Want to be happy? Take my advice, forget happiness”
–Denise Bombardier (
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder”
~SNL
“Looking stupid is better that being stupid”
-Mow Row
“Anarchism is found on the observation that since few are wise enough to rule themselves, even fewer are wise enough to rule others”
-Edward Abbey
“War doesn’t support who’s right, it supports who’s left”
~Kaly
“Smart bombs don’t justify dumb leaders”
~Ahmed Wais
“An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind”
-Gandhi
“hearts have no brains”
-Mow Row
“The truest test of civilization, culture, and dignity is character, not clothing”
-Gandhi (~Wais)
"DØ n؆ §ê††lê fØr §ØmêØnê yØu cån lïvê wï†h, waï† fØr §ØmêØnê yØu cånn؆ lïvê wï†hØu†"
~MegaSodaPop
“The game of life is hard to play, but I’m going to win it someday, the winning card will someday lay!”
~Mow Row
"figures don't lie, but lairs figure!" ~Beebe
“I use not only all the brains I have, but all I can bororow”
–Woodrow Wilson
“Life is unfair; there is no right opinion. Justic cannot be defined; results are a a matter of luck”
–Mow Row
“If A = success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.”
-Albert Einstein
"Cherish today because it's a gift, that's why it is called present"
~
"The world is a three-ring circus"
~Mow Row (~Conrad)
"Competence requires not competition, but co-operation"
-Mow Row
“If it does you any good, and it’s only temporary, then it’s probably bad”
–Mow Row
“If the only thing for people to be together is looking outside, than having a brain of a bird is the only common thing inside”
-Mow Row
“Behind every good smell is a likely fart”
-Mow Row
“Sex is a pest; it can never last on its own but needs love to feed on”
-Mow Row
“Sex is not best used for entertainment, but to express a bond and to strengthen it”
–Mow Row
“For sex to survive, it must be used as a means, and not as an end”
–Mow Row
“For this cause I too am prepared to die; there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill”
–Gandhi
“"You should not bite the hand that feeds you. But maybe you should, if it prevents you from feeding yourself!"
~
“Humour… is the greatest weapon of defense”
"A hard beginning makes a good ending"
~
"The world is one interconnected grapevine with plenty of grapes, about 6billion of that."
-MoWrOw
"You don't have to die to get to a better place, just move out"
~MoWrOw (Yamin Atrash)
"Money can buy a bed but not sleep, it can buy a house but not a home, it can buy temporary happiness but not joy"
~Rads Sy (VictoryBiz.org)
“Do you want it fast or do you want it to last?”
~MBC2 movie
"Work is a place of workship, not worship"
-MoWrOw
"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have
to drown too?"
"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat,
though"
"A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?"
"Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good
fantasy"
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an
undetected error."
"BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts
...)"
"Black holes suck!"
“Hmm… I wonder why they didn’t put me down as an attraction”
~Kaly
“You’re going to pay for… not paying?”
-Mow Row
“If I am away, and you want to contact me urgently then ask me how later”
-Mow Row
“I plead guilty …... of innocence! –Mow Row
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in
large groups."
"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better
defense"
"I can resist anything but temptation"
"AAAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse and
Ambiguity"
"BACHELOR: A man who never makes the same mistake
once."
"Drive A: not responding.. .Formating C: instead"
"Drive defensively. Buy a tank."
"Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it
illegal."
"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng."
"Feel good? Don't worry; you'll get over
it!"
"Gravity is a Myth. The Earth Sucks!"
"Nobody's a nobody?"
-Mow Row
"It's wise to be wise"
-Mow Row
"I had grown tired, tired of the hooligans and the shenanigans, come to think of it, I had even grown tired of the Flannigans"
-SNL
"I feel the need for speed, or lack thereof"
-Mow Row
"Is there no mute button on this woman?"
-Friends
"Oh cookie, me love you from me bottom of me stomach"
-Cookie Monster
"If you can't join em, beat em!"
-SNL
"Oh no, it’s the Lag Monster, the cyber sand storm of slowness!"
-Mow Row
"I'm only a million dollars away from being a millionaire!"
-SNL
"Keep in E-Touch!"
-Mow Row
"Vak's a suka"
-Mow Row
"Wait I gotto go"
-sAm
"If time is money, does that mean that a dollar is 60 cents and a minute is a 100 seconds?"
-Mow Row
"Sorry Mow Row is a little high on slow right now”
-Mow Row
“Here comes the lag monster, don’t move!
………… Wait a minute, MOVE damit MOVE!”
-Mow Row
“Now that bullshit is true!”
–Mow Row.
“Here’s my list of celebs todo”
-
“Oh it’s OK I wouldn’t haVe remembered me either”
-Kevin Spacey (American Beauty)
”Gun control is the ability to fire accurately”
-JP3 (chatroom in SpaceChat)
“At this point.. no intimate feeling
-Mow Row
“I can’t fast… I’m too slow :( ”
-SaM
"Be careful, for swimming with crocodiles may give you muscle strains"
-Mow Row
“If you die on me, I swear I’ll kill you!”
-RippingMen(Cartoon)
“Psychoceramics, the study of crackpots”
~RandomTaglineManager
“I wish I could, but I don’t want to”
-Friends (Phoebe)
“You look like you got hit by a big truck!“
~Corrie
“Typoies… or speeling errores?”
~Mow Row (~Hemlock)
“Smash head against keyboard to continue”
“If a veggetarian eats veggie then what do humanatarians eat?”
~Kaly
“Just the 4 of us hanging out @ the PC being anti-social”
–Lui
“Do I look fat in this font?”
-Doug Fields
“Marriage is the cause of unprotected sex, stupid kid’s fault I’m getting married!”
-Chris Gonda
“Everything’s fine eXcept for this overwhelming urge to sleep with this book!”
-Mow Row
“I .. out of words”
-Mow Row
“I’m not prejudiced, I hate everyone equally”
~Addict3
“I wish I don’t have to wish!”
–Mow Row
“I’m not good at it, mainly because of my desire to destroy it!”
~Chrisant
“How are ya, where are ya … WHAT are ya!”
-Mow Row
“Hold on everyone and stop what you’re doing… I have to say something!!!
……….. something”
-Mow Row
“My home keys seem to have abandoned their home!”
-Mow Row
“Wake up! Time to go to bed!“
~HomeImprovement
“Hmm… dictionary… let me look that up”
-Mow Row
“I wouldn’t recognize your weird face!”
~Mow Row
“PS: I liVe in a rather spacious apartment so you can bring a friend or 2 if you wish
PS2: Game-Consoles welcome
PS3: Suggestions and inquiries welcome also
PS4: Please goto PS1
PS5: How the heck did you get here?! “
-Mow Row
“364 days to your next B-Day, better start planning!”
-Seveleleven
“It’s redundant! It’s redundant!”
–R.E Dundant
"The doctor said I have multiple personalities, bu we don't agree with that"
~
"An idea is not responsible for the people who believe
in it."
“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because you’re boyfriend thinks I’m beautiful”
~Soosh
"Please, lower your voice, this is NOT the library!"
-Jennifer Hanson
“To be mobile is to be free, to be free is to go onwards, to go onwards is to head upwards, to head upwards is to be burned by the fiery heat of the sun!!”
-Mow Row
“to be mean, or not to be mean, what is the meaning?”
~Mow Row
"It was a misprounounciation mistake!"
-Mow Row
“aaah! Look to cute, must build muscle!
-Mow Row
"This group is all about relieving all the stresses of everyday life that haunt us like love, daily life and funny things"
-Paige (Hi5)
"Self-desctruction can be bad for your well-being; don't do it!"
-MoWrOw
“You don't own it! It's yours!" -Pimp My Ride
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
"Hey kool spider hanging loose!"
-Mow Row
"Feeling a little down in the dumps?
RECYCLE!"
-Mow Row
“The 1st 2nd I got there, I was 3rd”
-Mow Row
“Temper’s the one thing you can’t get rid of by loosing it”
~Anger Management (movie)
“ If that was a love bite then you must love me a lot! ”
~SNL (Christopher Walker)
"If you take an oriental person and spin him around, do they become disoriented?"
~Chris Cowette
“More trees, less Bushes”
~Ahmed Wais
“Stomachs, a growl of applause please”
~chocolate ad
“Be true to your teeth and they won’t be false to you”
~MAD
“If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?”
~Hetal Vikiani
“I do it for the pun of it”
~Dictionary.com
“Hey I warned you! So don't come running to me if you
DIE!!!" -MoWrOw
"Backup not found. [A]bort, [R]etry, [P]anic..."
"Become a programmer and never see the world!!!"
"Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension
of anybody's ego"
"BREAKFST.COM halted . . . cereal port not
responding!"
"Disc space -- the final frontier!"
"Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under
Windows."
"hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?"
"File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)"
"Hardware, n.: The parts of a computer system that can
be kicked."
"ERROR! Keyboard not attached, press F1 to continue"
~ Centaur
“4 4 1 = 4 4 I”
–Mow Row
"What for you want outlet? For wireless? Sorry but our wireless not work with wire" -Chandelier staff
-Mow Row
"Boss spelled backwards is 'double-S.O.B' "
"I pity the foo that don't save a buck or 2!"
-MR.T (phone card ad)
" Yam: there's no accounting in consumer taste!
MoWrOw: there is when you count the number of patients that come thereafter!"
- Yam & MoWrOw
“A sphincter says what.”
-
"Delirious daily dessert to my dark and dreary desert"
-Mow Row
"May The Force be with you"
-Star Wars
"Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone
you don't."
"The PM(Prime Minister) runs the MP(Members of Parliament)"
-Mow Row
"Screw you guys I'm going home"
-Eric Cartman
"You guys are just jealous cause I'm hella!"
-Eric Cartman
"I appreciate appreciation"
-Mow Row
"I hate to hate"
-Mow Row
"I reject rejection"
-Mow Row
"Sort the assorted
"Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated"
-The Borg
"Adorn with what you adore"
Mow Row
"I feel the need for a feed"
-Mow Rowolf
"You samaritan smartass!"
-Mow Row
"The virtual vulture shall devour thee"
-Mow Row
"Dood's damn cleverly creative"
-Mow Row
"My way or the Mow Roway"
-Mow Row
"Mow Roway or the noWay"
-Mow Row
"Pourquoi diable non?!" (French: why the hell not)
-Foreginword.com
"Kvetch you moronic minion!"
-Mow Row
"Mow Row RoX!"
-sAm
"It will be up soon so stay toon!"
-Mow Row
"I shall slay thy slack"
-Mow Rowolf
"Don't worry about me worrying about it"
-Mow Row
"Mayhem? Mayhim. (Mayhim = Arabic for not important)
-Mow Row
“Me thinketh that stinketh”
-Alf (phone card ad)
“This little egg shaped YeppiggY lying down waiting to feed off some poor hapless AAAs.”
–Mow Row
“Mow Row don’t Mow Row that way!”
-Mow Row
“Bender don’t bend that way!”
-Bender (Futurama)
“So often you won’t even notice it”
-Elwood Blues from The Blues Brothers
"Jingle wingle click clack crack got my wack back back!"
-Mow Row.
“Prioritize, marshal your strength”
-Devil’s Advocate:
“Gotto keep on… keepin’ on.”
–Mow Row
“Gotto haVe some Mow Row-shin”
-Mow Row
“Thou hast got to be kidding me!”
-X-Men : Raza.
“May your ass be with you … all the time”
-Mow Row
“Ziggy wiggy boo yaa niggy”
-Mow Row
“I don’t do the ‘W’ word!” (W-word meaning ‘work’)
-Kelly
“I might however find somebody ‘notably’ good at note-taking later on in the course of the course of course”
-Mow Row
“I’m a microelectromechanically composed being of digital structure”
-Mow Row
"I can go from 0 to bitch in 2.5 seconds"
~Kate
"I can go from thin to fat in 2.5 seconds flat!"
-Mow Row
"Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made out of stone"
-Jim Carrey in MeMyself&Irene
"Working hard or hardly working?"
~Shtephan
“Roolz rool ! “
-Mow Row
“It’s in the game” –EA sports
“Garlic eXorcizes the gingerbread daemon”
-Mow Row
“Welcome to The abode of the sinister Mekill”
-Mow Row
“Being in a hood with snow requires Tai Bow or Taikwandow”
-Mow Row
“I 4 1 & 1 4 I”
-Mow Row
“Finders keepers, loosers weepers”
“I’m a guy, not yet a man”
-Mow Row
“I object your overuling of my objection!”
“I’m in a rambling mood and the mood under that that inspires the rambling is roaming so tones may change”
-Hoag
“I don’t know, I didn’t get a manual with him”
~MeReL
“Can’t you read the words that are coming out of my fingers?!”
-Mow Row (~Rush Hour)
“That’s more than your recommended daily serving of cheese”
~Ed The Sock
“I am he, as you are he, as you are me, as we are all together”
~Pitwood
“It’s lewl you mewl”
-Yamin Atrash
“The head of a mule is the apex of unmeployement”
-Mow Row
“Burn rubber, not your soul”
~BikeyBoys
"I'm too bizeh, got too much shizeh, so I'm in the hizzeh!"
-Mow Row
"W to da Urd"
~Jonathon Swayze
“Were you exposed to excessive levels of radiation?”
-Mow Row
"Paid, laid, and made! ~WWE
“Well hot stuff needs to chill sometimes too”
-Mow Row
“Don’t be sad on my own account, you will hold me in too much debt”
-Mow Row
“All your base are belong to us!”
~BadCRC
“It’s everything for everyone, and nothing for no one. Something every one should have and no one not have”
~mirc.com (of BLuE Irc 2.5)
"LJ, the station where your life becomes komplitely digitalized!"
-Mow Row
"I pity the foo that don't save a buck or 2!"
-MR.T (phone card ad)
“Splinter Cell, suffice it to say, will blow you away.”
–Tom Ham
"Won in what? Loosing?"
-Mow Row
"
"Keep on poopin' !"
-Mow Row
“Do you talk out of your butt because everything you say is complete and utter poop!”
-Mow Row
“Those are not tears! We are vomittin from our eyes!”
~The Simpsons (aliens)
>Good bye! >>Good riddance!
~Mow Row (~Captus Inc.)
“I’m going to pound you so hard that Amnesty International will campaign against it! “
~
"Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone."
"Women are a dime a dozen"
“Take care ya air”
-sAm
“Got crap to see and people to do so see ya!”
“Not that I give a rat’s ass but you look like a rat’s ass”
“You’re all nothing but a twisted row of columns!”
-Mow Row
“I’m just warming up my hands to give you a spanking…”
~MAD
“Don’t foget to back up your mind on a floppy!”
-Mow Row
“Yo mama’s so fat, she’d make a great trampoline”
-Mow Row
“Fax is for fags, E-mail however is for hetero male and female”
-Mow Row
"Bet my floppy's bigger than yours."
"Elevators smell different to midgets"
"There's nothing wrong with a little bit of mastery to ease of some ammateurity"
-Mow Row
"She’s so hot, she'd give a dog a bone!".
-
“You buried yourself a hole –that is your ass – and you fell into it !”
-Mow Row
“Bullshit makes flowers grow, and that is beautiful”
“aimez-vous etre
ma chienne?”
–Kaly
“I pressed the Control key but I’m not getting any”
~Kaly
“Happy V.D”
~SNL
“My first porn was sex in the wilderness and shite. I kept wondering if bugs will crawls up their butts and stuph”
-Mow Row
“I’m cooking a burrito in my pants right now”
~SNL
“Twat did you say? I cunt finger twat you’re spraying … I
have an ear infucktion” ~Elena
“put the meat rocket in the meat socket”
~junk mail
“Words that come out of the mouth without application, actually came our of the rear-end without sanitation”
–Mow Row
“Savage tits beleaguer critical organs 5 times as much as rage does”
-Mow Row
"Beware the horrifying meanness, madness, indecency and EVIL of Mow Rowolf"
-Mow Row
"The worst vice is advice".
-Devil's Advocate:
“Goodbye, for tomorrow I may die”
-Mow Row
“Her blade is her eye, her blood … her tears”
~Kaly
"Man was born free, and he is everywhere in chains"
-Rousseau (deliverd by
“If you were a burger @ McDonald’s, I’d call you McBeautiful”
~LuKe
“Hi, nice to please you”
~Daft Planet
“Are you tired? Cause you’ve been running on my mind all day”
~MADtv
“I pressed the Control key but I’m not getting any”
~
“I’m at my huggliest when I’m sleepy”
-Kaly
“"its raining here since morning... and i am sitting @ home since morning... i am sitting here on the Chair since morning and i am sitting here because its raining sinCE morning... since
morning i was thinking that why is it thinking and since i am thinking... it's been raining since MOrning(((((((( the since FACTOR00000000000000000000)))))) he he he"
–Varsha Negi
“If you sprinkle while you trinkle, then be a sweetee and
wipe the seatee" -Hill International toilet
“To forget you I will never do, to forget me is up to you”
~Linda
“Norton becomes a gay schizophrenic when drinking a daiquiri with a monkey”
-Mow Row
“I’m in love with the girl that I hate”
-Chris Gonda
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