Updated: February 2007

eXpressions.. 3

phrases / slang / madeUP.. 3

eMoticons. 19

real. 21

Quotes.. 25

wisdom... 25

Business. 35

humour.. 35

Silly.. 35

Puns. 42

Tech.. 43

Business. 44

Interactive. 44

KooL.. 44

Business. 50

taunts. 51

insults. 51

dirTy.. 52

goThik.. 54

flirTs. 54

CuTe.. 55

loVe.. 55

bull. 55

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Following is a compilation of Quotes & eXpressions that I like.

 

eXpressions

 

phrases / slang / madeUP

 

By the By

Hey what the hey

Sure so hope so

danka wanka

hellow fellow

a dire desire

samaritan smartass

blarg!

Blargar

Baraga

Bleh

Bloody Baraga

be3 be3

woot woot

Xiao!

Little squirt

Laté Ladee

Damn yee ladee!

Digitalize

Holy Shiatsy!

Incredible Credibility

Ogay

Funneeeh

Sooo Kooo!

No shit sherlok

Nicey

Moooo?

Shineh?

Shineh?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway

Thaaaaaankya2!

Quite quiet

C-Mail (Cell Mail) -Mow Row

Y-Mail (YahooMail) -Mow Row

Regot (got back) -Mow Row

WeeheeH! -Mow Row

Chub lak Chalb (Iraqy: shutup you dog)

Vile Devil -Mow Row

Thou shall shattup! -Mow Row

Doomsday Device

Kompletely Kills me -Mow Row

Cunuk

Kanakian

Koinkidenkeh

Unconquerable creativity -Mow Row

DaaWooD -Mow Row

Femme Fatal

KeWeL -Mow Row

Hotty and a half

Hot hotty -Mow Row

Sweety smoochy coochy moochy -Mow Row

Honey Bunny Fuddy Duddy Buddy ~Mow Row (-Sting)

hun bun –Mow Row

dun bun -Mow Row

High like a nigga pie ~SaM

Dangerously high slow level -Mow Row

I laaaike

Crappaccino

Cut-edge teknology

mon (Jamaican: man) ~SaM

jalahhlahh ~Jacob Sukkar

Capeesh Cappacino? ~Yamin

Wang

SoopaaFlaa

SaaWeeT

Mashy ba6a6a

Mashy mashed ba6a6a

Take a rage dump man ~Futurama

Take a chill pill Will ~-Me (Sonic The Hedgehog)

Whatever floats your boat ~Futurama

Mano O Mano

Big time stuff

Triky Dicky

Shite

Sheet

Kunt

Murky mist

Razzmatazz

Slow that brain train down

YeppiggY

Rawks

RoX

Basé

Azif

What the hekup -Mow Row

Nonchalant ~Futurama

For shame ~Simpsons

ThanX a bunch bitch! -Mow Row

Fun-damn-mental -Mow Row

Daaayum! ~RaymaR

yow! -Mow Row

Sleaze

Dank you! -Mow Row

Zank you! -Mow Row

Sea ya! ~Hemlock

Hol Hed -Mow Row

Dayyang -Mow Row

Rig ~Hemlock

The Lag Monster

When hell starts to freeze

When cows start to fly

Qoax

Ulterior motive

Vilify

Selfish self -Mow Row

Pooper scooper

Hooplaaa!

Stop, reset ~Devil’s Advocate

Yoz Loz ~Mow Row

Bunghole –Beavis & Butthead

Diaria ~Mow Row

a I c -Mow Row
GiG ~Hemlock

Gr8topia -Mow Row

Sheeshin shite -Mow Row

Shebang

Lalaby

With Malice a forethought ~Devil’s Advocate

Take a big whiff ~Devil’s Advocate

All-natural opiate ~Devil’s Advocate

Private cosmic gag reel ~Devil’s Advocate

On tap ~Devil’s Advocate

Dojo ~Hemlock

Street gang wang bang bull -Mow Row

Strikes a chord

An enigma of a mystery ~Stephie

Dango -Mow Row

Ditch to hell

Instrument of sentiment

Weeee for meeee! -Mow Row

Woopdidooo!

YippYaaYeY !

Wind breaker

Ack!

Wacko

Squat

Zilch

Yanked the piss out of me

Shindig

Gah!

Shag off

Krapp

eXtremely eXcellent

Dick-flop

Jerkin the gherkin

Karabaraga

ASS (Always Stay Sweet)

Dyke

Pink Punk

Thank thee

Peachy

Hey every bun!

It’s the beeest!

EeeeeeXcellent

Me goz ala joz

Halloz billoz

Soul patch

Oooch!

Unbelievableh

Imboseeebleh

Broblem

DanX -Mow Row

Ryton -Mow Row

YaHa -Mow Row

i-net

Ass Attack -Mow Row

Sod

Chink

N’Stink

Yeeeep -Mow Row

Nooop -Mow Row

Well well well welcome! -Mow Row

Moo mood -Mow Row

Neet indeed! -Mow Row

White nigga -Mow Row

Bloody sweet! -Mow Row

No pro bro ~Babylon

L8r

M8

OyeBoy!

Yowhow! -Mow Row

WoW YoW! -Mow Row

oYe! -Mow Row

Lazy azz -Mow Row

aHaHa -Mow Row

oYa! -Mow Row

Stab of sadness -Mow Row

Hang on to your pantyhose -Mow Row

uHuH -Mow Row

OyeZ -Mow Row

Achtung

Creampuff

HeeH HeeeH HeeeeeH -Mow Row

heHeh -Mow Row

HeEeH -Mow Row

HaAaH -Mow Row

Dinkum

Bane

Alk

eXaKtually -Mow Row

CongoratoZ -Mow Row

Tek Ker -Mow Row

Tiff -Mow Row

1001 –Mow Row

lOl -Mow Row

laban ma3eez (Labanese) ‘laban ma’essz’

filsen 6eez (Filisteeny) ‘filsenteezee’

Whee! ~Doll

Luser ~Jamie

Deathmarch

Kool koinkidenkeh eh!

Bamboozle

Sea ya hallalooja! -Mow Row

Okee Dokee DooDee! –Mow Row

oKee thanK yee! –Mow Row [RHYME]

SpanKadeliK! -Mow Row

WeeHee! -Mow Row

DumDuk -Mow Row

KwaKwaK (Quack Quack ==> Wack Wack) -Mow Row

Okay Ojay

Kay Jay -Mow Row

Yar! -Mow Row

Rah! ~Pitwood

GROWR! ~Mow Row

rawr! ~Doll

WeeeheeeeH -Mow Row

loOl -Mow Row

lollol -Mow Row

loOol –Mow Row

Off and away! ~Bra

Okee dokee artichoki ~Doll

Flong

Worky dorky -Mow Row

WaKoW -Mow Row

WeerdoW -Mow Row

Insensitively sensitive -Mow Row

YeeperooZeeZ -Mow Row

Smell ya later

Hillakillarious -Mow Row

Homme

Mano

Pinch of Patience -Mow Row

Meeza ~aBe

Muchos ~aBe

Oopth ~AmmaR

Oobus -Mow Row

In a while crocodile

Sleep tight tonight aight! -Mow Row

I eYe -Mow Row

9"achoo9"chy (Iraqy)

Sea ya fella -Mow Row

Eschewing

As well as all -Mow Row

Bahi Bahi -Mow Row

Take it ez sleezy ~” Will and Grace “

Dandy idea

SeeYee -Mow Row

JeeZee ~Manda

HeeeeheeeeHily -Mow Row

BrrrrrrrrrB –Mow Row

Yippity do da dey ~Doll

Unboring ~Ikea

Blasted machinery ~Galahad

Bugger me

Sp Lit ~Doll [context: band name]

Versa Vica ~The Moe and Darin show

Heyow –Mow Row

Yowz –Mow Row

Gawza !

Mother Boarder !

Moolah ~AmmaR

lolOlol -Mow Row

loHol -Mow Row

waTeVvVeR ! –Mow Row

line of linx –Mow Row [context: online]

w0aH –Mow Row (assistance by Glen)

WaWzA ~Mow Row

Just eating nutz (nuttin) –Mow Row

I do fo sho’ ~Gabby

Is that not right.. not? –Mow Row

Who would a thunk it? ~CNET Radio

Wuzza!? ~Shorrty

Don’t reserve judgement ~Doug

Humble Abode ~aBe

Later masterbater ~Carrie

Sinister stranger –Mow Row

Myar –Mow Row

Konfuzzled ~LuKe

eVil sourcer –Mow Row

Backness ~LuKe

Road-kill ~SNL

Bed-wetter ~SNL

Youngun ~Alley

Yappaneezy –Mow Row

Jag ~SNL

Bastardly Sea Turtle ~Doll

Beating to it ~Heero [context: sexual]

nutter ~Enid007

yaHar -Mow Row

YaHarHar –Mow Row

Stop, reset ~Devil’s Advocate

HaVuN -Mow Row

GinMill ~Undergrads

Crack monkey ~CarrIe

n8 n8 8] –Mow Row

Swag

Put a cap in yo ass! ~Daren & Mo

FishFace ~MeReL

ill will ~Undergrads

Candy-ass ~TheRock

Flop ~Quads

MoooooHaaaHaaaHaaaa ! –Mow Row

diry love-rats –Mow Row

pity party

temper tantrum

reeleeeeleeeeleeee ! –Mow Row

really reall REALLY ! ~Chad Tacket [company: GHF]

Hella Hot ! ~LuKe

marmalade whore ! ~Karissa

Uselessly helpful –Mow Row

BaaHaaaHaaaa! –Mow Row

No-liVez –Mow Row

mon dieu

vader hater ~Hoag

yumzlez ~Sazzle

screw screwin ~Mow Row (Pitwood)

dang bang -Mow Row

Ghetto fab lamer ~Wiggy

My better half ~Day

smoochie woochie –Mow Row

Crotch Rot ~MAD TV

Hellalame ~Wiggy

ettention –Mow Row

Suck My Goat ~EC trivia

Horeeebleh! –Mow Row

Gablar! –Mow Row

lol yow –Mow Row

I’m done and gone –Mow Row

DoNeD –Mow Row

Shag ya later ~JaNa

BreKin Da Fast -Mow Row

Bloody Blah –Mow Row

Sweet-one –Mow Row

Okight –Mow Row

Compooper ~Heero [computer]

Poop-Talk –Mow Row

pizaz ~CTV

WeeHeeH ! –Mow Row

murrar! ~Savagerage

yarar ! ~Mow Row

Dablarg! -Mow Row

Blargar –Mow Row

eXcuZaY? –Mow Row

tit-head ~peevish.com

Are you hamorrages flaring up again? ~Yam

Whiz-Whoabulous ~SNL

Oompa loompa doopity screwed ~SNL

long green ~SNL

wack of flavor

kraptastik –Mow Row

mooheeeheeee –Mow Row

infernal spawn of satan ~Savagerage

shittles ~Savagerage

muff-magnet ~MADtv

overthink ~MalcomInTheMiddle

Chill a lil !

Jeez weez !

wordem up ~MADtv

stomp on insubordination ~MADtv

fruitcake ~wiggy [eccentric]

putz ~Undergrads

civilized animalz –Mow Row

His door swings both ways if you know what I mean ~TheBOC

Jigga what?! ~Mario

yeh and hey ! –Mow Row

aye guy –Mow Row

miss me ~Jewlz [context: came right back]

Well hell ~Jack

Indeedee ~Mow Row

Negative Nancy

rabble-rouser

whipped up a whirlwind

the soldier starts to salute ~Brat Pitt [context: sexual]

Off to batter my books! ~Mow Row [synonym: hit my books]

Camel down –Me [calm down]

oh-inspiring ~Me [type: corny]

wah kool ! ~SouthPark(Cartman)

Bugger ~xithor

onLan –Mow Row

Sea of flame ~Josephus

Ocean of blood ~Josephus

Terrorist horde ~Josephus

L9er ~Pveq

sKew yew –Mow Row

*burps out a melody* -Mow Row

wee little laddy ~LeisureSweetLarry7

GLAR! –Mow Row

Unemployee –Mow Row

Horreebleh –Mow Row

ze zero –Mow Row

cutestreme (extremely cute) -Kaly Jackson

noob (newbie)

pissy pants (coward)~Jewlz

oweee (ouch)~Kaly Jackson

sKew yew (screw you) –Mow Row

Onwards & Upwards ~Sienfeld

Huggle (Hug + Snuggle/Cuddle)

Fatigue streak –Mow Row

dodo ~Mow Row
*hugglez bakklez* ~Mow Row

dirty cock mongrel ~Savagerage

hella hard ~Mow Row

zipit ziplock –Mow Row

weeeh haaah ! ~Mow Row (-SatanicScrorpion)

haul off –Savagerage

If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen ~Bra

twerp ~That 70’s Show

Bya! –Mow Row

dilly (extraordinary) ~Mow Row

duly noted (appropriately noted) ~SNL

crapeteria

evil incarnate ~Quads

what you say… lunch? ~SNL (Christopher Walkins)

hoochie

l8r vader –Mow Row

VaTeVaR! –Mow Row

righteous! [context: celebratory] ~Lexx

my pants got tired [context: sexual] ~SNL

wat dat dealio! [type: ebonic] ~SNL

biznitch [bitch] ~SNL

I’m gonna ice you mothers! ~SNL

I feel you [usage: deceptive] ~SNL

booty (butt/vagina/sex) ~SNL

bling (jewlery] [UK slang] ~SNL

nipplehead (idiot) ~Blade2

acid [concept: praise] ~Chrisant

waaaaasobe! ~Sobe

litereally –Mow Row

OK padre –Mow Row

Righto commando –Mow Row

Veeee! (Weee) [German accent] –Mow Row

dilly ~Mow Row

BagaHo ~Mow Row(SNL)

Oh snap! ~SNL

jibber-jabber (gibbrish) ~SNL

egad! [interjection] ~SNL

laurph my arse orf !

bites ass ~WildFire

balargo -Mow Row

have a great nightish thinger ~Chrisant

sneezle: i-net version sneeze ~Chrisant

what’s crapennin? ~Joe Dirt

confoozled doodle –Mow Row

hizzee: house ~MAD TV

kook: eccentric person ~MADTV

tomfoolery: nonsense ~Pitty

My virgin eyes! [shock] ~Techlive (TechTV)

file your floppy [dirty] –Mow Row

HellaHillarious [very hillarious] ~Mow Row

sweetee tweetee [flirt] –Mow Row

tyt (Take Your Time) ~Yam

Mow Rowrar! –Mow Row

Myaar! –Mow Row

Groove Thang

Cutsey

Narg! [interjection] (Arg + No) –Mow Row

dipstick (foolish / despicable)

zablargo [interjection] (Blarg: German + Italian) –Mow Row

nitey nito –Mow Row

leeching off my estate (exhausing my possessions) ~Pitty

‘tude (attitude) ~SNL

onesome (masterbation) ~StarTV

butt of jokes (object of ridicule) ~HU1850

86 (discard) ~Steven King

flipped him the bird (showed him the finger) ~Steven King

no one’s the wiser (nobody else knows) ~3rd Rock From the Sun

what’s poppin? ~Charlo

hazza! [excitement] ~UnderGrads

stop the bushit (stop the Bush shit) ~Wais

eye for an eye (revenge) ~Gandhi

byezerz (bye) ~Kaly Jackson

my little head thinks for the big one ~SNL

fellatio (oral arousal of the penis) ~Dictionary.com

negotiation not annihilation ~Wais

chow line (line waiting for food) ~CTV

balazargo! (insane+Italian reversion of balargo) –Mow Row

wigga (white American-African) ~LuKe

ritz (elegant display) ~Taco

take a whiz (urinate) ~Daft Planet

hands-down (without much effort) ~Extended Play

what the crap! [shock] ~Extended Play

beyond the bounds

jizz (sperm) [UK slang] ~porn ad

poklesting (molesting by poking) -Kaly Jackson

gas-guzzling (greedily gas-consuming) ~Kaly Jackson

get a chubby (penile arousal) ~MADtv

lo [surprise] ~Bible

hah-hah, hah-hah [corny laughter] -Mow Row

mi casa es tu casa [Spanish] (my house is your house) ~Dice

I’m so hungry I could eat my feet! ~Chrisant

Mmmmmmmmoooove (cow-format) -Mow Row

boo-yaa (incredibly cool / in your face) ~Nana

woopdidoo! ~CallForHelp (Cat)

need a favor por favor ~Abe

farkin ~CarrIe

dire straits ~desperate distress

desperate distress -Mow Row

niglets (niggers) ~Luke

wanksta (wanking gangster) ~Luke

huzzawha!? (what?) ~Chrisant

Good riddance ~Captus Inc.

This sux gravel ~Kel

Klutz ~ Shish

Dolt ~ Dic.com

I’m calling the bullshit! ~Final Destination

Quit juggling your balls (stop fooling around / stop wanking) –Mow Row

I weally am bwilliant! –Rev

on a limb (in a difficult situation) ~AntiTrust

off da hizzee (cool) ~BikeyBoys

hear yee (listen) ~BikerBoys

reckon (think) ~radio

push in the bush (have sex) ~Adaptation

helleh (hello) ~Mow Row (ShiSh)

halawa! (hello) -Mow Row

three-ring circus (chaotic environment) ~Conrad

swelleeh! (swell + weeh) -Mow Row

savvy? (understood?) ~Pirates of the Carribean

wears his heart on his sleeve (shows his feelings) ~Match.com

blarkh (blarg) -Mow Row

shit-a-vershata (vice versa) -Mow Row

3give (less than 4give) -Mow Row

head-on headache (big headache) ~AtomFilms.com

lip service (agreement without action) ~Gary Dessler

wisenheimer (disrespectful / rude person) ~Mr. Deeds

way weeh! -Mow Row

way waah! -Mow Row

giggle gig -Camilla Erikson

On the contrary, the contrary –Mow Row

I kid you not ~ American Pie

claim to fame ~Stephie

suffice it to say, will blow you away  ~Tom Ham

cock-jogling thunder cunt! ~Blade 3

horse humping BITCH! ~Blade 3

 

 

eMoticons

 

^O-o^ -Mow Row

^o-O^ -Mow Row

 

^o_O^  -Mow Row

^O_o^ -Mow Row

 

/O-O\ -Mow Row

\O-O/ -Mow Row

\O-o/ -Mow Row

\o-O/ -Mow Row

 

:< -Mow Row

d:> -Mow Row

q:> -Mow Row

d:< -Mow Row

q:< -Mow Row

 

q8> -Mow Row

d8> -Mow Row

q8< -Mow Row

d8< -Mow Row

8< -Mow Row

8> -Mow Row

 

<8> -Mow Row

q8p -Mow Row

 

qB]  -Mow Row

 

8} ~Bratess

 

8] -Mow Row

d8]  -Mow Row

d8}  -Mow Row

 

d:]>  -Mow Row

q8]> -Mow Row

 

8[=] –Mow Row

 

<8] –Mow Row

-8] -Mow Row

 

8\ ~Mow Row

8/ ~Mow Row

\8 ~Mow Row (~Jewlz)

/8 ~Mow Row (~Jewlz)

 

^O-.^ ~Mow Row

^.-O^

 

^.^    -Kaly Jackson

^.~   ~Kaly Jackson

~.^   ~Kaly Jackson

 

 

 

 

 

real

 

Plump ~Doll

Interjection ~SNL

Ream

Mar

Expedite

Grandeur

Sheer

Delve

Jovial ~X-Men Trilogy

Backlog ~Hemlock

Jig ~Hemlock

Hackneyed

Chum ~The Tick

Sadist ~The Devil’s Advocate

Dastardly ~The Late Night show

amiss ~Cory

Cajole

Mooch ~Friends

Stratagem

Regimen

Spry ~HomeImprovement

Abode ~aBe

eXorcise ~KungFu

Niggardly

Piker

Biff

Jibe

Unkempt

Extrinsic

Underwhelm

Braggart ~Xithor

Pinata

Marmalade

Ire ~Bible

Wrath

vis-à-vis

Venous ~GHF

Spiff ~Hoag

nudzh ~dictionary.com

Spectre ~Hoag

Cadre ~Hoag

Lavender ~JaNa

ukulele ~Fidy

cyanide

criminalistics ~Law & Order

fuddy-duddy ~Sting

mutilate ~Savagerage

decapitate ~MADtv

tootsie ~Dictionary.com

monogomy

per se

jar (to shock) ~bra

woe me / woe iz me ~bra

extricate ~Len Karakowsky

frugal ~Len Karakowsky

legion ~Josephus

centurion ~Josephus

inexorable ~Josephus

apex ~Len Karakowsky (AS1000)

oblivious (absentminded) ~xithor

deranged ~dic.com

buzzword (trendy word) ~Len Karakowsky

agile ~AmmaR

vivacious

simpleton ~Pitwood

avatar ~MeReL

inexcusable ~TR4310

perky

scrimp ~SNL

vegan (strict vegetarian)  ~MenuPalace.com

abysmal (deep) ~Len Karakowsky

chimera (distorted fancy) ~Dictionary.com

patronage (support)

pandemonium (state of disorder) ~Michael Jackson

exodus (departure) ~Bible

morale (spirit) ~Mow Row

stellar (outstanding) ~X-Play

cringe (draw back) ~X-Play

voyeuristic (character of obsessiveness with observing sexual-acts) ~sup4rman99 (LJ)

callous (unfeeling) ~Carpool

obliterate (wipe out) ~X-Play

hades (hell) ~Bible

condone (disregard offence) ~CloneHigh

abrasive (harsh) ~TR4310

hex (curse) ~Russian Roulette

brigade (military unit / group for specific purpose) ~CTV

hobnob (familiar social intercourse) ~Askmen.com

curvaceous (curvy) ~Askmen.com

ignoramus (ignorant person) ~SNL

synergy (joined force) ~IdeaCity

tenacity (persistent determination) ~Driven

virile (having masculine characterisitcs) ~Sex Shop

perky (cheerful) ~Late Night With Jay Leno

patronage (aid) ~some billing company

a8l8a -Mow Row

yellow jellow -Mow Row

you're sailing for a wailing ~Baby Blues

tizzered (tired & sleepy) ~Kaly Jackson

Time to get some Zeez ~Mow Row

guffaw (hearty laughter) ~Rain

dire (desperate)

dreadful (distasteful)

trollop (woman prostitute) ~Satyr

gravel (confuse) ~Kel

tantalize (tease)

rift (break) ~Final Destination

Debacle (total failure) ~American Pie 2

Milieu (environment) ~SCI201: Current Issues in Biology

Floccinaucinihilipilification (judging something to be worthless) ~Beebe & Beebe

Maroon (abandon) ~Pirates of the Carribean

faux pas (socially awkward act)

masochism (sexual satisfaction through receiving pain)

sadism (pleasure from hurting others)

pedagogue (teacher who pays great attention to formal rules)

shant (shall not) ~Mikhail

knavery (act of dishonesty) ~wutsamada.com

myriad

frugal

zing (attack verbally) ~You Got Mail

forlorn (appearing sad especially beause abandoned) ~You've Got Mail

meandering (following a turning course) ~Discover Dubai

 

 

 

 

Quotes

 

 

Notations:

~ : the author is not or it is unknown if is the creator of the quote

- : the author is surely or is reportedly the creator of the quote

 

wisdom

"Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive."

 

"Every area of trouble gives out a ray of hope, and the one unchangeable certainty is that nothing is certain or unchangeable!"

-J F Kennedy

 

"It's not what you drive, it's what drives you"

-Gatorade

 

"The specifics of academic courses don't matter as much as learning to think and to analyze"

-Bill Gates                                                                                                                                  

 

“Thrive through thyself”

-Mow Row

 

"Success starts with the avoidance of complete failure"

-Mow Row

 

"To be alive is to survive. To thrive is to truly be alive"

-Mow Row

 

"You need to stay home more often"

-Mow Row

 

"There's plenty of fish to catch, you just have to wait and patiently for the right one"

~Mow Row

 

"Swallow thy pride"

 

"Perspective is everything"

 

"Age is but a state O mind"

 

"To be weird is to glow in the midst of the mold of darkness"

-Mow Row

 

"Choose to change"

-Mow Row

 

"I don't do dates"

-Mow Row

 

"Help them help you"

-Hussain (bloodless brother)

 

"My primary priority in life is to maintain myself and my secondary is to serve and satisfy my magnanimous Maker and Creator"

-Mow Row

 

"To harm your health is to oppose God given that health is a critical key to your mission as his agent of humanity"

-Mow Row

 

"I am a missionary slave of God, God is my cause and his words my guidlines"

-Mow Row

 

"To worship is to seek guidance and strength to help continue the permanent pledge of golden Godly alliance"

-Mow Row

 

"God is my agent in heaven and I am His agent on Earth"

-Mow Row

 

"Reaction is everything"

-Mow Row

 

"Don't sweat the small stuff .. and it's all small stuff anyway"

 

"Don't dwell within"

-Mow Row

 

"People are very much alike in their differences"

-Mow Row

 

"Business isn't about sentiment, it's about principal"

-Mow Row

 

"Life is your own creation and manifestation so you’d better make it a good one or suffer being your very own tortured victim."

 -Mow Row

 

"Life is your own creation and manifestation so you’d better make it a good one or suffer in your own twisted creation."

 -Mow Row

 

"Life is full of mathematiX, if you don’t like it then you don’t like life itself."

 -Mow Row.

 

”What you see is what you believe”

 –Mow Row.

 

”Live long and prosper for yee may someday conquer”

 –Mow Row

 

“The web... is a trap, but a warm one at that”

-Mow Row

 

“Wide is the gate and broad is the way that leadeth to temptation”

-Devil’s Advocate

 

“Better serve in heaven than reign in hell.”

~Mow Row

 

“My love for myself surmounts the love of another being … until the time is right and the light is bright when I am fully ready and in service of society”

-Mow Row

 

“Never say never.”

 

“Use it, don’t abuse it”

 

“I need binoculars, not a shattered pair of glasses!”

-Mow Row

 

“Is this your concious mind awake or is this your unconcious mind dreaming?”

-Pyrohypnotic

 

-“One man’s spam is another’s gold mine”

-CNET Radio

 

“A game is the application of the perfect, peaceful and painless war”

-Mow Row

 

“I've learned.... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.”

-Andy Rooney

 

“I've learned.... That the Lord didn't do it  all in one day. What makes me think I can?”

-Andy Rooney

 

“I've learned.... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.”

–Andy Rooney

 

“I've learned.... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may  have to eat them.”

–Andy Rooney

 

“I've learned.... That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.”

 –Andy Rooney

 

“I've learned ... That it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is  requested and when it is a life threatening situation.”

 –Andy Rooney

 

“Hope is the spiritual drive that keeps us alive”

-Mow Row

 

“He who breaths does not smoke”

-Mow Row

 

“Mathematics, always seems to be in the way, but it IS the way!”

-Mow Row

 

“Health brings about time, but will time bring about health? Only time can tell”

-Mow Row

 

“With great power, comes great responsibility”

- Marvel Comics (SpiderMan)

 

“Having no reason to be happy is the best way to be so”

-Mow Row

 

"The quicker the simpler"

-Mow Row

 

"Look at life through the windshield, not the rear view mirror"

-David Chalk

 

“It’s nice to be important but it’s more important to be nice” ~Cassie

 

“You must believe in it to summon it”

-Mow Row

 

“GinMills cause addiction and triple the chances of death”

-Mow Row

 

“Accept it, face it, nay, embrace it”

-Mow Row

 

“Life is existence, and existence is health”

-Mow Row

 

“High heels don’t heal”

-Mow Row

 

“Settle with the middle”

-Mow Row

 

“Be happy, for without happiness you have no health, and without health you have no life”

-Mow Row

 

“It’s our differences which make us all so interesting”

 –Mow Row

 

“Serve ur feelings, but don’t be slave to them”

-Mow Row

 

“It aint the years, it’s the mileage”

~Ed the Sock

 

“A truly smart bomb would refuse to explode”

-Kaly Jackson

 

“nothing means something”

-Mow Row

 

“First thing’s first… and apparently last!”

-Mow Row

 

“You make mistakes to stop making them”

-Mow Row

 

“The only way to have a friend is to be one”

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

“Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors”

-African Proverb

 

“health is wealth”

~Highly Alternative (channel One: MindBodySpirit)

 

“to be mean, or not to be mean, what is the meaning?”

-Mow Row

 

“The fleeting sensation of inner well-being which can cause us to think we are happy is the real thing”

–Denise Bombardier (En Route)

 

“Want to be happy? Take my advice, forget happiness”

–Denise Bombardier (En Route)

 

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder”

~SNL

 

“Looking stupid is better that being stupid”

-Mow Row

 

“Anarchism is found on the observation that since few are wise enough to rule themselves, even fewer are wise enough to rule others”

-Edward Abbey

 

“War doesn’t support who’s right, it supports who’s left”

~Kaly Jackson

 

“Smart bombs don’t justify dumb leaders”

~Ahmed Wais

 

“An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind”

-Gandhi

 

“hearts have no brains”

-Mow Row

 

“The truest test of civilization, culture, and dignity is character, not clothing”

-Gandhi (~Wais)

 

"DØ n؆ §ê††lê fØr §ØmêØnê yØu cån lïvê wï†h, waï† fØr §ØmêØnê yØu cånn؆ lïvê wï†hØu†"

~MegaSodaPop

 

“The game of life is hard to play, but I’m going to win it someday, the winning card will someday lay!”

~Mow Row

 

"figures don't lie, but lairs figure!" ~Beebe

 

“I use not only all the brains I have, but all I can bororow”

–Woodrow Wilson

 

“Life is unfair; there is no right opinion. Justic cannot be defined; results are a a matter of luck”

–Mow Row

 

“If A = success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.”

-Albert Einstein

 

"Cherish today because it's a gift, that's why it is called present"

~Nisha

 

"The world is a three-ring circus"

~Mow Row (~Conrad)

 

"Competence requires not competition, but co-operation"

-Mow Row

 

“If it does you any good, and it’s only temporary, then it’s probably bad”

–Mow Row

 

“If the only thing for people to be together is looking outside, than having a brain of a bird is the only common thing inside”

-Mow Row

 

“Behind every good smell is a likely fart”

-Mow Row

 

“Sex is a pest; it can never last on its own but needs love to feed on”

-Mow Row

 

“Sex is not best used for entertainment, but to express a bond and to strengthen it”

–Mow Row

 

“For sex to survive, it must be used as a means, and not as an end”

–Mow Row

 

“For this cause I too am prepared to die; there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill”

–Gandhi

 

“"You should not bite the hand that feeds you. But maybe you should, if it prevents you from feeding yourself!"

~Dee

 

“Humour… is the greatest weapon of defense”

-Mow Row

 

"A hard beginning makes a good ending"

~Jill

 

 "The world is one interconnected grapevine with plenty of grapes, about 6billion of that."

-MoWrOw

 

"You don't have to die to get to a better place, just move out"

~MoWrOw (Yamin Atrash)

 

"Money can buy a bed but not sleep, it can buy a house but not a home, it can buy temporary happiness but not joy"

~Rads Sy (VictoryBiz.org)

 

 

Business

 

“Do you want it fast or do you want it to last?”

~MBC2 movie

 

"Work is a place of workship, not worship"

-MoWrOw

 

 

humour

Silly

 

"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?"

 

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat, though"

 

"A day for firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?"

 

"Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy"

 

"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error."

 

"BE ALERT!!!!  (The world needs more lerts ...)"

 

"Black holes suck!"

 

“Hmm… I wonder why they didn’t put me down as an attraction”

~Kaly Jackson

 

“You’re going to pay for… not paying?”

-Mow Row

 

“If I am away, and you want to contact me urgently then ask me how later”

-Mow Row

 

“I plead guilty …... of innocence! –Mow Row

 

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

 

"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense"

 

"I can resist anything but temptation"

 

"AAAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse and Ambiguity"

 

"BACHELOR: A man who never makes the same mistake once."

 

"Drive A: not responding.. .Formating C: instead"

 

"Drive defensively.  Buy a tank."

 

"Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal."

 

"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng."

 

"Feel good?  Don't worry; you'll get over it!"

 

"Gravity is a Myth.  The Earth Sucks!"

 

"Nobody's a nobody?"

-Mow Row

 

"It's wise to be wise"

-Mow Row

 

"I had grown tired, tired of the hooligans and the shenanigans, come to think of it, I had even grown tired of the Flannigans"

-SNL

 

"I feel the need for speed, or lack thereof"

-Mow Row

 

"Is there no mute button on this woman?"

-Friends

 

"Oh cookie, me love you from me bottom of me stomach"

-Cookie Monster

 

"If you can't join em, beat em!"

-SNL

 

"Oh no,  it’s the Lag Monster, the cyber sand storm of slowness!"

-Mow Row

 

"I'm only a million dollars away from being a millionaire!"

-SNL

 

"Keep in E-Touch!"

-Mow Row

 

"Vak's a suka"

-Mow Row

 

"Wait I gotto go"

-sAm

 

"If time is money, does that mean that a dollar is 60 cents and a minute is a 100 seconds?"

-Mow Row

 

"Sorry Mow Row is a little high on slow right now”

-Mow Row

 

“Here comes the lag monster, don’t move!

………… Wait a minute, MOVE damit MOVE!”

 -Mow Row

 

“Now that bullshit is true!”

–Mow Row.

 

“Here’s my list of celebs todo”

-Shannon

 

“Oh it’s OK I wouldn’t haVe remembered me either”

-Kevin Spacey (American Beauty)

 

”Gun control is the ability to fire accurately”

-JP3 (chatroom in SpaceChat)

 

“At this point.. no intimate feeling kan fool me ... I'm too slow to be!”

-Mow Row

 

“I can’t fast… I’m too slow :( ”

-SaM

 

"Be careful, for swimming with crocodiles may give you muscle strains"

-Mow Row

 

“If you die on me, I swear I’ll kill you!”

-RippingMen(Cartoon)

 

“Psychoceramics, the study of crackpots”

~RandomTaglineManager

 

“I wish I could, but I don’t want to”

-Friends (Phoebe)

 

“You look like you got hit by a big truck!“

~Corrie

 

“Typoies… or speeling errores?”

~Mow Row (~Hemlock)

 

“Smash head against keyboard to continue”

 

“If a veggetarian eats veggie then what do humanatarians eat?”

 ~Kaly Jackson

 

“Just the 4 of us hanging out @ the PC being anti-social” –Lui

 

“Do I look fat in this font?”

-Doug Fields

 

“Marriage is the cause of unprotected sex, stupid kid’s fault I’m getting married!”

-Chris Gonda

 

“Everything’s fine eXcept for this overwhelming urge to sleep with this book!”

-Mow Row

 

“I .. out of words”

-Mow Row

 

“I’m not prejudiced, I hate everyone equally”

~Addict3

 

“I wish I don’t have to wish!”

 –Mow Row

 

“I’m not good at it, mainly because of my desire to destroy it!”

~Chrisant

 

“How are ya, where are ya … WHAT are ya!”

-Mow Row

 

“Hold on everyone and stop what you’re doing… I have to say something!!!

……….. something”

-Mow Row

 

“My home keys seem to have abandoned their home!”

-Mow Row

 

“Wake up! Time to go to bed!“

~HomeImprovement

 

“Hmm… dictionary… let me look that up”

-Mow Row

 

 “I wouldn’t recognize your weird face!”

~Mow Row

 

“PS: I liVe in a rather spacious apartment so you can bring a friend or 2 if you wish

PS2: Game-Consoles welcome

PS3: Suggestions and inquiries welcome also

PS4: Please goto PS1

PS5: How the heck did you get here?! “

-Mow Row

 

“364 days to your next B-Day, better start planning!”

-Seveleleven

 

“It’s redundant! It’s redundant!”

–R.E Dundant

 

"The doctor said I have multiple personalities, bu we don't agree with that"

~Samar

 

"An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it."

 

“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because you’re boyfriend thinks I’m beautiful”

~Soosh

 

"Please, lower your voice, this is NOT the library!"

 -Jennifer Hanson

 

“To be mobile is to be free, to be free is to go onwards, to go onwards is to head upwards, to head upwards is to be burned by the fiery heat of the sun!!”

-Mow Row

 

“to be mean, or not to be mean, what is the meaning?”

~Mow Row

 

"It was a misprounounciation mistake!"

-Mow Row

 

“aaah! Look to cute, must build muscle!

-Mow Row

 

"This group is all about relieving all the stresses of everyday life that haunt us like love, daily life and funny things"

-Paige (Hi5)

 

"Self-desctruction can be bad for your well-being; don't do it!"

-MoWrOw

 

“You don't own it! It's yours!" -Pimp My Ride 

Puns

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."

 

"Hey kool spider hanging loose!"

-Mow Row

 

"Feeling a little down in the dumps?

RECYCLE!"

-Mow Row

 

“The 1st 2nd I got there, I was 3rd”

-Mow Row

 

“Temper’s the one thing you can’t get rid of by loosing it”

~Anger Management (movie)

 

“ If that was a love bite then you must love me a lot! ”

~SNL (Christopher Walker)

 

"If you take an oriental person and spin him around, do they become disoriented?"

~Chris Cowette

 

“More trees, less Bushes”

~Ahmed Wais

 

“Stomachs, a growl of applause please”

~chocolate ad

 

“Be true to your teeth and they won’t be false to you”

~MAD

 

“If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?”

~Hetal Vikiani

 

“I do it for the pun of it”

~Dictionary.com

 

“Hey I warned you! So don't come running to me if you DIE!!!" -MoWrOw

 

Tech

"Backup not found. [A]bort, [R]etry, [P]anic..."

 

"Become a programmer and never see the world!!!"

 

"Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension of anybody's ego"

 

"BREAKFST.COM halted . . . cereal port not responding!"

 

"Disc space -- the final frontier!"

 

"Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under Windows."

 

"hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?"

 

"File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)"

 

"Hardware, n.: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked."

 

"ERROR! Keyboard not attached, press F1 to continue"

~ Centaur

 

“4 4 1 = 4 4 I”

–Mow Row

 

"What for you want outlet? For wireless? Sorry but our wireless not work with wire" -Chandelier staff

-Mow Row

 

Business

"Boss spelled backwards is 'double-S.O.B' "

 

"I pity the foo that don't save a buck or 2!"

-MR.T (phone card ad)

 

" Yam: there's no accounting in consumer taste!

 MoWrOw: there is when you count the number of patients that come thereafter!"

- Yam & MoWrOw

 

Interactive

 

“A sphincter says what.”

-Wayne’s World

 

 

KooL

"Delirious daily dessert to my dark and dreary desert"

-Mow Row

 

"May The Force be with you"

-Star Wars

 

"Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't."

 

"The PM(Prime Minister) runs the MP(Members of Parliament)"

-Mow Row

 

"Screw you guys I'm going home"

-Eric Cartman

 

"You guys are just jealous cause I'm hella!"

-Eric Cartman

 

"I appreciate appreciation"

-Mow Row

 

"I hate to hate"

-Mow Row

 

"I reject rejection"

-Mow Row

 

"Sort the assorted

 

"Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated"

-The Borg

 

"Adorn with what you adore"

Mow Row

 

"I feel the need for a feed"

-Mow Rowolf

 

"You samaritan smartass!"

-Mow Row

 

"The virtual vulture shall devour thee"

-Mow Row

 

"Dood's damn cleverly creative"

-Mow Row

 

"My way or the Mow Roway"

-Mow Row

 

"Mow Roway or the noWay"

-Mow Row

 

"Pourquoi diable non?!" (French: why the hell not)

-Foreginword.com

 

"Kvetch you moronic minion!"

-Mow Row

 

"Mow Row RoX!"

-sAm

 

"It will be up soon so stay toon!"

-Mow Row

 

"I shall slay thy slack"

-Mow Rowolf

 

"Don't worry about me worrying about it"

-Mow Row

 

"Mayhem? Mayhim. (Mayhim = Arabic for not important)

-Mow Row

 

 

“Me thinketh that stinketh”

-Alf (phone card ad)

 

“This little egg shaped YeppiggY lying down waiting to feed off some poor hapless AAAs.”

–Mow Row

 

“Mow Row don’t Mow Row that way!”

-Mow Row

 

“Bender don’t bend that way!”

-Bender (Futurama)

 

“So often you won’t even notice it”

-Elwood Blues from The Blues Brothers

 

"Jingle wingle click clack crack got my wack back back!"

 -Mow Row.

 

 “Prioritize, marshal your strength”

-Devil’s Advocate: Milton.

 

“Gotto keep on… keepin’ on.”

–Mow Row

 

“Gotto haVe some Mow Row-shin”

-Mow Row

 

“Thou hast got to be kidding me!”

-X-Men : Raza.

 

“May your ass be with you … all the time”

-Mow Row

 

“Ziggy wiggy boo yaa niggy”

-Mow Row

 

“I don’t do the ‘W’ word!” (W-word meaning ‘work’)

-Kelly

 

“I might however find somebody ‘notably’ good at note-taking later on in the course of the course of course”

-Mow Row

 

“I’m a microelectromechanically composed being of digital structure”

-Mow Row

 

"I can go from 0 to bitch in 2.5 seconds"

~Kate

 

"I can go from thin to fat in 2.5 seconds flat!"

-Mow Row

 

"Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made out of stone"

-Jim Carrey in MeMyself&Irene

 

"Working hard or hardly working?"

~Shtephan

 

“Roolz rool ! “

-Mow Row

 

“It’s in the game” –EA sports

 

“Garlic eXorcizes the gingerbread daemon”

-Mow Row

 

“Welcome to The abode of the sinister Mekill”

-Mow Row

 

“Being in a hood with snow requires Tai Bow or Taikwandow”

-Mow Row

 

“I 4 1 & 1 4 I”

-Mow Row

 

“Finders keepers, loosers weepers”

 

“I’m a guy, not yet a man”

-Mow Row

 

“I object your overuling of my objection!”

 

“I’m in a rambling mood and the mood under that that inspires the rambling is roaming so tones may change”

-Hoag

 

“I don’t know, I didn’t get a manual with him”

~MeReL

 

“Can’t you read the words that are coming out of my fingers?!”

-Mow Row (~Rush Hour)

 

“That’s more than your recommended daily serving of cheese”

~Ed The Sock

 

“I am he, as you are he, as you are me, as we are all together”

 ~Pitwood

 

“It’s lewl you mewl”

-Yamin Atrash

 

“The head of a mule is the apex of unmeployement”

-Mow Row

 

“Burn rubber, not your soul”

~BikeyBoys

 

"I'm too bizeh, got too much shizeh, so I'm in the hizzeh!"

-Mow Row

 

"W to da Urd"

~Jonathon Swayze

 

“Were you exposed to excessive levels of radiation?”

-Mow Row

 

"Paid, laid, and made! ~WWE

 

“Well hot stuff needs to chill sometimes too”

-Mow Row

 

“Don’t be sad on my own account, you will hold me in too much debt”

-Mow Row

 

“All your base are belong to us!”

~BadCRC

 

Business

 

“It’s everything for everyone, and nothing for no one. Something every one should have and no one not have”

~mirc.com (of BLuE Irc 2.5)

 

"LJ, the station where your life becomes komplitely digitalized!"

-Mow Row

 

"I pity the foo that don't save a buck or 2!"

-MR.T (phone card ad)

 

“Splinter Cell, suffice it to say, will blow you away.”

–Tom Ham

 

 

taunts

 

"Won in what? Loosing?"

-Mow Row

 

"Ur ass is MINE! "


 "Keep on poopin' !"

-Mow Row

 

“Do you talk out of your butt because everything you say is complete and utter poop!”

-Mow Row

 

“Those are not tears! We are vomittin from our eyes!”

~The Simpsons (aliens)

 

>Good bye! >>Good riddance!

~Mow Row (~Captus Inc.)

 

“I’m going to pound you so hard that Amnesty International will campaign against it! “

~Kaly Jackson

 

insults

 

"Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone."

 

"Women are a dime a dozen"

 

“Take care ya air”

-sAm

 

“Got crap to see and people to do so see ya!”

 

“Not that I give a rat’s ass but you look like a rat’s ass”

 

“You’re all nothing but a twisted row of columns!”

-Mow Row

 

“I’m just warming up my hands to give you a spanking…”

~MAD

 

“Don’t foget to back up your mind on a floppy!”

-Mow Row

 

“Yo mama’s so fat, she’d make a great trampoline”

-Mow Row

 

“Fax is for fags, E-mail however is for hetero male and female”

-Mow Row

 

dirTy

 

"Bet my floppy's bigger than yours."

 

"Elevators smell different to midgets"

 

"There's nothing wrong with a little bit of mastery to ease of some ammateurity"

-Mow Row

 

"She’s so hot, she'd give a dog a bone!".

-Wayne in Wayne’s World

 

“You buried yourself a hole –that is your ass – and you fell into it !”

-Mow Row

 

“Bullshit makes flowers grow, and that is beautiful”

 

“aimez-vous etre ma chienne?”

 –Kaly Jackson

 

“I pressed the Control key but I’m not getting any”

 ~Kaly Jackson

 

“Happy V.D”

~SNL

 

“My first porn was sex in the wilderness and shite. I kept wondering if bugs will crawls up their butts and stuph”

-Mow Row

 

“I’m cooking a burrito in my pants right now”

~SNL

 

“Twat did you say? I cunt finger twat you’re spraying … I have an ear infucktion” ~Elena

 

“put the meat rocket in the meat socket”

~junk mail

 

“Words that come out of the mouth without application, actually came our of the rear-end without sanitation”

–Mow Row

 

“Savage tits beleaguer critical organs 5 times as much as rage does”

-Mow Row

 

goThik

 

"Beware the horrifying meanness, madness, indecency and EVIL of Mow Rowolf"

-Mow Row

 

"The worst vice is advice".

 -Devil's Advocate: Milton.

 

“Goodbye, for tomorrow I may die”

-Mow Row

 

“Her blade is her eye, her blood … her tears”

~Kaly Jackson

 

"Man was born free, and he is everywhere in chains"

-Rousseau (deliverd by Samer Choucair)

 

flirTs

 

“If you were a burger @ McDonald’s, I’d call you McBeautiful”

~LuKe

 

“Hi, nice to please you”

~Daft Planet

 

“Are you tired? Cause you’ve been running on my mind all day”

~MADtv

 

 

CuTe

 

“I pressed the Control key but I’m not getting any”

~Kaly Jackson

 

“I’m at my huggliest when I’m sleepy”

-Kaly Jackson

 

“"its raining here since morning... and i am sitting @ home since morning... i am sitting here on the Chair since morning and i am sitting here because its raining sinCE morning... since

morning i was thinking that why is it thinking and since i am thinking... it's been raining since MOrning(((((((( the since FACTOR00000000000000000000)))))) he he he"

–Varsha Negi

 

“If you sprinkle while you trinkle, then be a sweetee and wipe the seatee" -Hill International toilet

 

 

 

loVe

 

“To forget you I will never do, to forget me is up to you”

~Linda

 

bull

 

“Norton becomes a gay schizophrenic when drinking a daiquiri with a monkey”

-Mow Row

 

“I’m in love with the girl that I hate”

-Chris Gonda

 

 

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